Yesterday, we decided to hop down to the beach. We figured Elias would really enjoy playing in the sand, splattering around in the water, and use his new toys. Little did we suspect that a British trio would have been there. Nothing against the British, mind, but these specimens obviously were on their way to the nude beach, not the regular beach, or so we thought after having (incidentally) observed the positioning of their swimming gear. I can understand somebody want to tan uniformly, but the beach is not the place to get your butt tanned.
Next time I see somebody expose himself like this, he better chooses a day with warm water, because I plan on (accidentally) pouring some over him.
Really. If you want your arse tanned, do it in private.