Posts Tagged ‘rant’

Kinepolis and the art of picking a date twice

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

The Kinepolis website officially sucks. And I’m not just referring to the crappy interface. I admit, I was inattentive. I mistakingly ordered tickets for the Friday Harry Potter show at 17:30 instead of the Sunday one. How could this happen? I’m quite careful when ordering stuff online, because once the button is pushed, you’re hanging.

The Kinepolis website specifically states that to buy tickets, one should click the hour of the show one wishes to attend. So, check the day (i.e., Sunday), uncheck the other days, to make sure I’m not picking the wrong day, and click on ’17:30′. Popping up is a nice new window that once again gives you the hours of the various movies playing … the day you click, not the day of the show you clicked on! To the right, it now appears (hindsight is 20/20), there are the days for which you can select a show, starting with today. So, my mistake was to fail to notice this and just click ’17:30′ once again. But what you should click first is … the day on which you wish to go to the movies. What idiot thought up this scheme? And what idiot approved it? Come on!

Now, this movie better had be very, very good. I expect no less than the same thrill the first Harry Potter movie gave me (I had not yet read the books back then).

Besides that, the site is half fubar in Safari (2.0.4).

Cats

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Note to the neighbours. Next time you set loose your cats in your garden – which I have no problem with at all – make sure they have shit before they cross to my garden. Otherwise you might find my boots on your doorstep to clean them. Thank you.

WTF calculator competition

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

There is a neat competition running at The Daily WTF (yeah, I dislike their new name) where one can present the worst possible implementations of a calculator app.

I think they might need one extra entrance. A few years ago, Ghent University decided that it would be to the benefit of all, especially the employees, if we could use the glorious SAP system. At first, they decided a web application would be most suitable for introducing the system, and to let employees learn the ropes. Though of course, that would take little efforst, because the system would ease the entire workflow for everybody involved.

So, the web application was installed (reportedly on a small PC acting as the front end to a giant SUN server). And, miraculously it came with its very own calculator. I’ve no idea what the real reason might have been — it probably had something to do with either (a) making things more secure, or (b) filling the pockets of the consultants paid to incorporate the university workflow into the SAP system — but somehow, evertything one could click on was an image, generated on the fly. So was the calculator. I think you can already see where this leads. Everytime you enter a digit (by clicking) into the calculator it refreshed the entire webpage to show you an updated image containing the digit you just entered or the result of the function you just indicated the calculator should execute. It might not particularly stand out in the WTF competition, I think.

As if that was not enough, they had a similar system for entering dates from a calendar.

Right now, we have a real application, that comes with its own horrors.

Plazes moves from beta to gamma

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Yesterday, I received an email from plazes.com stating that they finally moved out of beta. I immediately upgraded my plazer application to the latest and greatest. Much to my disappointment however, it turns out that both the plazer app and the website are still somewhat buggy, to say the least. The website does not seem to manage keeping me logged into my account, so each time I do something, like invite somebody, I need to log in again. Setting ‘remember me’ helps, in that I do no longer need to manually log in, but I still need to do some stuff on the site twice.

The plazer app itself also acts weirdly, sometimes showing actions from my contacts, and on a next check some actions have mysteriously disappeared. Yesterday, when I arrived at my home, it failed to recognize my own plaze. I’m quite confident I was at the right address – my key unlocked the door, my powerbook recognized my WiFi, and the pictures on the wall were those of my kids. Ok, it may have been a database glitch – after a few hours I was finally found to be at my plaze. But I do not expect that from software that moves out of beta. I never had any trouble when plazes was still in its testing phase, I thought it worked fine. I hope the developers get round to squishing the remaining bugs, so we can all be happy at our plazes.

Password security

Friday, May 25th, 2007

When one wants to use the services on the Belgian Federal Government web site, one needs to create an account. therefore, one needs a login and (obviously) a pasword. Now, the rules state that the pasword must only consist of letters and numbers. So, no punctuation characters. How does one generate a strong pasword? One needs to ensure that brute force attacks are not worth the effort, by using a password that contains a lot of characters, and such that each character comes from as large a set as possible. And such that the password cannot be looked up in any dictionary, i.e., it is not an existing word. So, excluding a large portion of the readable ASCII set is not a good thing IMO.

A clean ride

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

There has been much ado the last days about a bus built by Van Hool. The vehicle uses an engine that uses hydrogen to generate electricity, emits water, and uses energy captured when breaking to charge batteries it can later use when accelerating again.

I must admit that this seems like a very good thing, until one starts to think a bit further. First the plus points. If all cars use this system, we would not have all the filthy emissions of exhaust fumes in our cities. Second, we might save some energy, because of the break-energy-capture system. But what about the drawbacks? The media seem to focus only on these benefits. However, the hydrogen needs to be acquired somewhere, right?

There are several ways to do this. One of them is electrolysis, but that does not seem to be the most efficient technique around. Even if it is, you need to generate that electricity somewhere. For example using wind. The question then remains if it would not be better to directly use that electricity instead of ‘storing’ the energy in hydrogen that is to be used later. Afaik, storing energy in some intermediate carrier always causes the loss of some portion of said energy.

Another way is by tranforming gas, which is the technique employed right now to acquire hydrogen for the hybrid bus. Methane can be split into carbon monoxide and hydrogen, using a bit of water. But the temperatures required for this are high (700 – 1100 degrees celsius), so a bit of methane must be burned, yielding, indeed, carbon dioxide. The carbon monoxide can be further processed at a lower temperature, again reacting with water, to form carbon dioxide (well, well … did we not try to avoid this?) and hydrogen and some left over energy.

So either way, if we think that going hybrid on hydrogen is going to solve all the issues, we’re very wrong, and the media should do a better job of reporting not only the benefits, but also the drawbacks. That said, I am in favour of cleaner forms of energy, and I’m quite certain that reducing smog is a benefit that is not ot be underestimated.

My own very personal 128 bit key.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

I have just obtained all the rights to the following key 128-bit key: “4A 69 BA 36 BF 5D 02 28 4C BA B0 DA 80 E8 2C 9C”. I’ve been handed the rights to this key for encrypting and decrypting the haiku you can find here. So it’s mine and mine alone. I’ll be scanning every single binary on every system I encounter and if I even sniff a hint of my key, I’ll be suing whoever authored that binary.

Thou shalt not reboot later!

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

It seems like Windows is having a good laugh at us. When setting up a webcast, suddenly the following pop-up appeared.


Reboot or die!

No avail in trying to get rid of it. Other than rebooting, that is.

Monument Battle (Monumentenstrijd)

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

Yes! The Ghent University Library did not win. Now can you please, please, please stop spamming us?

Spam@work

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

For the past months, all Ghent university employees and students have been spammed on a regular basis, to ask them to cast their vote in favour of a Ghent University building that is competing in a TV show, to get refurbished. The show will select one monument in Flanders for getting fixed back to its original state, as the government seems to have too little money to keep our monuments intact.

I can see that the upper echelons would want to let us know that we can actually vote, should we not have watched that TV show (which I didn’t). But to keep sending out these emails on a regular basis, to all employees and students, just seems quite unethical to me. By now, we know! And asking us to ask our friends and family to vote for this particular building seems to take it a step further.

And it’s not even a cool building. To put it simple: it’s butt ugly (YMMV). During WWII, the Germans had occupied the university library, and mounted anti-aircraft defenses on its top. Meanwhile, they apparently had decadent parties on the upper floors. If there was one building the English should have levelled with the ground, this was probably it. A pity for the books, but IMO, there are far better looking libraries, e.g., in Seattle.

So please, stop spamming us. I’m not casting any vote, and should I cast one, I’d certainly not vote for the university library. I like the King’s Stables in Ostend far better.